“Honey I’m home!”
“How are you doing?”
“I was wondering how you were?”
“So I have kept care of the children as you said.”
“What about the applesauce?”
And then he finally responded with: “It’s in the fridge!”
And then I replied: “Great” “I’ll look in the fridge”
“Now what?”
He looked at me again. I could almost see his eyes roll in sarcasm.

“I am taking out the trash now” Me
“Where did it go?” Me
“It’s outside!” Was my husband’s reply
“Great. Mission accomplished today.” Me
“Whoopie cushion”
“What is a whoopie cushion Siri?”

“Say that again.” Siri said in an annoyed voice.


I’m hoping to become a writer, playwright & novelist. I'm also considering becoming a Historian or librarian at this stage in life. I'm looking for opportunities in performance writing and publishing short stories in literary magazines. I study English and Creative Writing at university.