“Whats that supposed to be?”
“A onesie”
“It looks weird”
“No it doesn’t”

“How come theres no cheese?”
“I ate it.”
“All 5 blocks?”
“Yes. I didnt count them though.”
“Dont be cheeky”
“I wasnt being cheeky… i was being cheesy.”
“Not funny. Cats dont eat cheese”


I’m hoping to become a writer, playwright & novelist. I'm also considering becoming a Historian or librarian at this stage in life. I'm looking for opportunities in performance writing and publishing short stories in literary magazines. I study English and Creative Writing at university.