The unicorn

There once was a unicorn. Her name was fay. She drank all night and slept all day. She watched anime and had lots to say. All the horses were jealous. They only said nay

Cheese and cats

“Whats that supposed to be?” “A onesie” “It looks weird” “No it doesn’t” “How come theres no cheese?” “I ate it.” “All 5 blocks?” “Yes. I didnt count them though.” “Dont be cheeky” “I wasnt being cheeky… i was being cheesy.” “Not funny. Cats dont eat cheese”