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Flash Fiction 1

“Meow” said the cat.
Mary did not know what to say.
“Meow”
Why is it still meowing?
“ Woof Woof” Said the dog.
“What?” asked Mary.
“What’s the matter?”.
“Meow” said the cat. AGAIN.
”Why does this cat keep following me?” Asked Mary.
“I’m a cat!” Said Sophie.
“Obviously” Replied Mary.
“Do I detect sarcasm?” Asked Mary.
“You do” replied the Cat.”Meow” Said the Cat. AGAIN.
“Why did the cat crossed the road?” asked Sophelia to Mary.
“Why?”
“It saw a mouse. That’s why!” was Sophie’s response.
The End.

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